Such was his desire for the vibrant, colourful customs and behaviour which can be found in any cursory search here at The Lambeth Walk that he even offered potential
I know what you're all thinking - what a caring, absolutely wonderful man that Jim Murphy must be - and how in touch with reality he is! May Allah take pity on his infidel soul.
Well, I have to admit that Jim's vision is starting to achieve results. Back in March, I reported that there were plans to open an Islamic cultural centre near to the site where Kriss Donald, a Scottish teenager, was brutally and callously murdered by a gang of Pakistani men simply for being white.
As if that wasn't enough of an insult to the Scottish people, two months before in January the killers of Kriss demanded compensation from the Scottish Prison Service - because it locked them in solitary confinement for their own protection:
No Asians on the jury? Well, that's a clear miscarriage of justice then. Of course I'm joking, but in modern Britain there is no need for satire - back in 2008, "Baldy" tried to get his conviction quashed on that very basis - at our expense.
THE jailed thugs who killed Kriss Donald are claiming damages for being locked in solitary confinement, we can reveal today.
Murderers Imran 'Baldy' Shahid, Zeeshan 'Crazy' Shahid and Mohammed 'Becks' Mushtaq were only put in solitary to protect them from other cons revolted by their racist crime.
But the whining murderers claim that being cooped up on their own has caused them mental damage.
And they are demanding thousands of pounds each from the public purse in compensation for the so-called breach of their human rights.
Becks's claim, the first of the three, is due to come to court on Friday.All three killers have demanded Legal Aid to fight their cases and officials have yet to decide on their applications. ....
Baldy was jailed for a minimum of 25 years, Crazy for 23 years and Becks for 22. Baldy, 33, is in Shotts jail and has been in solitary since starting his sentence.
He claims being held alone has had a "detrimental effect on his physical and mental health".
His damages case will be heard on February 3. It's the latest in a long series of complaints by the thug about his conviction and sentence.
He claims he should be freed because there were no Asians on the jury that condemned him and his appeal is due to be heard this year.Baldy has moaned before about being in solitary and has accused prison chiefs of leaving him in "spiritual isolation".
The presiding judge showed a sense of humour though:
As for spiritual isolation, I find it very hard to believe that any one who participated in what these animals did to Kriss could actually have a soul.
At the Court of Criminal Appeal yesterday, lawyers argued that the killer had not been judged by a jury of his peers.
But Lord Nimmo Smith, who heard the application along with Lord Wheatley and Lord Abernethy, ruled: "His peers are fellow citizens of the United Kingdom."
Anyway, Baldy continues to waste taxpayers money and spit in the face of Kriss's family whatever chance he gets - at his hearing over the solitary confinement case, he fired his lawyers at the last minute, meaning the hearing could not take place.
Ah well, I'm sure we'll buy him some better ones.
Anyone reading this can surely only be struck by the degree to which Scotland has improved with the presence of these fine, upstanding gentlemen.
But Jim Murphy's beautiful vision is not dead - things north of the border just keep getting better and better!
In August, a Pakistani thug was arrested for beating up his Scottish girlfriend in Aberdeen.
Naturally, mere infidels interfering in his business annoyed him, and he went on a bit of a tirade against the police, calling them "ginger, haggis-munching Scottish bastards" and telling them he would gladly blow them and any passersby up if he had the chance: